A Manual to a Woman's Heart

The following tips are things that I have learned during my marriage and and dating life. Although none of them are guarantees for your wife/girlfriend, they are usually fairly constant across all the women that I have dated, and my wife.

1. Most women hate it when guys say perverted things.

2. Women like to be told that they're beautiful, rather than hot, pretty, cute, or sexy. It just gives more meaning.

3. Women love to feel special, even though they might not show it.

4. Most women talk about EVERYTHING with their girlfriends. So don't do anything that you wouldn't want her girlfriends knowing. If you treat her good they'll know and love you for it, if you treat her bad... may heaven have mercy on your soul.

5. When a woman is upset and says, “Don’t talk to me right now”, she really wants you to come hold her and comfort her.

6. Tell the woman you care about that she is pretty and that you love her every chance you get.

7. NEVER criticize a woman’s food, no matter how nasty. (Just eat it and shut up)

8. Remember sense of humor, WOMEN LOVE GUYS WHO CAN MAKE THEM LAUGH.

9. Women hate guys with poor hygiene, however a guy who takes longer to get ready than his wife/girlfriend is a huge turn off too.

10. Women love guys who know how to dance.

11. Women love it when a guy pulls them close by the waist.

12. Women go crazy when a guy smells good.

13. Women hate cocky guys.

14. Usually, when a woman is sarcastically mean to you, it means they're attracted to you but are afraid that they'll be showing too much (on the other hand, if she is sarcastically mean to you she may just think you're an idiot... The trick is trying to figure out which one it is).

15. A kiss on the hand with the right timing can be a REAL TURN-ON.

16. When a guy says something really sentimental, women will remember it forever.

17. The smallest gestures, the smallest stares, and the smallest statements could make a woman's year. No joke.

18. Women get embarrassed easily, even if guys don't know what the hell just happened.

19. When a woman is upset and wants you to listen, she wants you to listen. Don't give her advice unless she asks for it.

20. When a woman is crying, she feels a lot safer if you pull her close and tell her that everything is going to be alright.

21. Women love it when guys say their name.

22. Women don't like short-tempered guys.

23. Sometimes women just wish that guys would notice when they get a new haircut or if they're wearing eyeliner.

24. Women find it a lot more romantic if you just fall asleep holding them in your arms rather than having a night of hot, kinky sex.

25. Most women are nervous to say "I love you" first. But that doesn't mean she doesn't want to scream it from the top of her lungs. (Most guys are the same way)

26. Women love confidence.

27. There comes a time when women have needs too. Enough said.

28. A woman will cry over you a lot more than you think.

29. A woman’s emotional wounds can last awhile. And when I say awhile, I mean forever.

30. When a woman cooks for you, you know you mean a lot to her.

31. Eyeliner is a girl's essential product. Don't ever try to take it away from her.

32. Women hate it, absolutely HATE IT, when guys don't keep their promises. It throws them over the top.

33. A phone call, a text message, or a single Hershey's kiss will mean A LOT MORE than a bouquet of flowers and a box of chocolates on her birthday if you can’t afford it.

34. Every woman has at least one feature that they feel fairly confident about. They just have a hard time admitting it.

35. Women are VERY SELF-CONSCIOUS when it comes to their looks. No makeup is a very sensitive topic.

36. NEVER check out another woman if you're in a committed relationship, ESPECIALLY in front of her.

37. Remember, for a woman, sex is almost ALWAYS more than just sex.

38. Women need to be “warmed up” before sex. (no just plow and go for your own pleasure.[SEE PICTURE & QUOTE BELOW])

39. EVERY woman wants to be treated like a goddess. Make her feel as beautiful, sensual, and as important as the goddess that she really is.

40. Wham bam thank you mam (aka the typical quickie) is nice every now and then, but the key to a good relationship is to focus on her rather than your raging second head.







"A woman is like a diesel engine, it might take a while to warm up, but once she's warm....... she can go for a long LONG time." Jeff Foxworthy


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